Well after not a bad nights sleep I needed Mr H to crane me from the memory mattress as I felt as though I had been trampled on by a herd of bison! A warm shower was the first order of the day followed by absolutely nothing!
Stevo had the great honour of peeling the delightful stockings - this was the closest he was getting to foreplay for a very long time! But I suddenly resembled a womble ! The legs need gillette attention! An easy task!
How wrong could I be! One I can't bend over - two my legs are too short for my body so after very much of a struggle I have now created the latest craze - first we had the brazilian, then the hollywood now the crop circles which kinda resemble those trendy patterned tights - thing is they are not as symmetrical!
Oh well onwards and upwards!
Had a lovely visit from the ex in-laws who arrived with flowers and a KFC! Heaven!
Other than that a lazy afternoon on the sofa with medication whilst watching Mr H pack more boxes ready for the move in 2 weeks!
By the way the bruises are now turning black yellow and it kinda feels like Im carrying a hod of house bricks around!
Happy 1 week old Anniversary Hysterectomy (AKA Hector)xxx
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